Red order

This is your chance to make Londoners happy, stand erect and bloom.

That’s better

After a hard day shopping, there’s nothing like a  .  .  .

Hard day, time for a cuppa and the crossword

Excuse me, is anybody siting here here here here .  .  . ?

You can’t see me.

And no, I’m not practicing to be a pole dancer.

Are you looking?

Life is passing me bye

Everyone seems to be in such a rush.

Ignored

It’s as if I didn’t exist.