Someone has just walked right through me

and I didn’t feel a thing

not out of reach

Photograph my best profile

bottoms up

Waiting for the brood

I have to sit here while the cob has a good time – typical male behaviour!

UFO photographed hovering over Wales

after studying the photograph, a Government Spokesperson stated, “there are no clues to the origin of the spacecraft”

5, 4, 3, 2, 1